It has come to my attention that in seven days I will be completing another year upon this earth. On this occasion, much as I try to discourage it, some people will feel a desire to celebrate and shower me with gifts. I'd like to take this opportunity to direct the attentions of anyone who is feeling so inclined to a different sort of shower. This goes for Christmas too - which I know for most of my readers is ridiculously far off and they may well resent me for raising the subject but I am a little short on time and not wishing to post this twice!