School Reunion

I'm going to a school reunion tonight. Well, it's a year-group reunion. I'm hoping it will be more worth the effort than the last one I went to. I'm reasonably confident that it will be, given that I loved this school, and hated the other one.

Anyway... much as I love my life, it's a little... well... conventional. I mean, married, singing in the church choir, PhD, two children... too good to be true for a Catholic girl at a Catholic school reunion? So I might jazz things up a little.... How does this sound for starters?

• I have seven children by eight different fathers;
• I dropped out of school at the age of 33;
• I currently live on a mountaintop in Peru, descending only once a year, in November, to stock up on elephant milk;

Do you think they'll believe me?

Any other suggestions?